First they came for the joooos. Then they came for the cookies...
Now, wait just a darn minute here!
Nope, boys and girls, you're eyes aren't decieving you. The Fatherland Front office of New Jersey (actually the local school board, but same thing these days) suspended a boy for threatening a teacher with a cookie.
Just how dumb are these people, anyway?
A reverent bow to the Emperor Darth Misha for this one.