Dean's World regular Scott Eiland has coined an entirely appropriate nickname for He Who Must Not Be Fed (which I also like):
Lord Pork Pork.
Heh. For the historically challenged, it's a take-off of the Nazi propagandist Lord Haw Haw during World War 2.
I like it...
Dean has a nice post about the sane people in the world which reminded me of that lovely sobriquet.