There's an old newspaper saying: "'Dog bites man' isn't news; 'Man bites dog;' that's news!"
But, what about 'Dog shoots man?"
Apparently Jerry Allen (AKA "Sick Bastich") of Pensacola, FL, had seven puppies for which he couldn't find homes. He did what any normal American would do: decided to shoot them.
But one puppy had other plans.... "Psycho" Allen had a puppy in each hand, both of whom squirmed, well, like puppies. One of the little bravehearts managed to get his paw on the trigger, and shot the worthless turd Allen through the wrist.
Too bad our little friend wasn't big enough to aim between the eyes...
Thanks to the creative and brilliant ronin, Frank J for the original link!